Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When are your genitals available?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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