Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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