I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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