He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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