New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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