Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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