But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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