glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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