I hate your face
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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