if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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