ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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