If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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