It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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