Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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