i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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