Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Michael Bay diarrhea
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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