So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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