Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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