What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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