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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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