Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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