I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You can't special order awesome
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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