so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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