I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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