i need an iv and a liver transplant
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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