Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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