READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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