i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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