he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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