Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He did a backflip because drugs
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