i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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