white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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