is wine microwaveable?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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