mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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