the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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