Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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