My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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