she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I should be sponsored by Trojan
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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