Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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