Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
did i just pee glitter
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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