How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Is it penis luge time yet?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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