are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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