i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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