Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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