Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
