You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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