At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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