I wish I could punch you in the face.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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