just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I smell stomach acid.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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