You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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