I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
There's even glitter on my cock...
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