If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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