just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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