hell yes lets make some ravioli
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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