is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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