what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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