Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.