i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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